Today Buenos Aires has born witness to a Cookie Monster who was apparently left uninvited to Frank’s delectable invite. However, our top investigators (me) have now discovered the true nature of the beast.
Has Frank always been a Cookie Monster? Is it a sinister Mr. Hyde type character who comes out when the moon looks most like a round, unbitten cookie? Has Frank dabbled in the science of cookies too long and fallen prey to his own visionary yet immoral cookie experiments?
A shocked community asks in one united voice: WHO CAN SAVE US? One stands apart from the rest. He is Exnat, the Cookie Hero. He faces the Monster, challenging him to a COOKIE EATING CONTEST.
Is the MONSTER in hot milk or will Exnat’s eyes prove bigger than his cookie stomache?
pipinthecity said
hahahaha I was visited by the cookie monster myself today. However, I´m a big fan of him since I even have huge cookie monster slippers, so I won´t be challenging him to a cookie-eating contest because I´d definitely lose… though I´m thinking you have a better shot at it, Nathan, so I´ll drop by as a cheerleader and even take some incriminating pics muahaha
exnat said
Maybe we can find you a cheerleading outfit and take some incriminating pictures of our own
To tell the truth I actually loved those brownies of Franks even more than the cookies. And with the coffee the biscotti were just perfect! I could kick real ass in a coffee/biscotti contest. I was born to do that…
COOKIE MONSTER said
AGHHH! NATHAN, I AM MUCH BETTER LOOKING THAN THAT CLOWN. I AM THE PRETTY ONE WITH HAIR. YES IT´S BLUE, BUT I LIKE IT. DO YOU THINK DIVA LIKES IT?
THAT GIRL PIP LIKES ME AND I LIKE HER SITE. SHE KNOWS HOW TO BAKE COOKIES. OH, I JUST FOUND ONE. EXCUSE ME A MINUTE…
AWWWWM-NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM…
OK, WHERE WAS I ? DON´T CALL ME UGLY. YOU READ THAT FRANK CHARACTER´S MESSAGE…..FREE COOKIES!!! YOU HAVE TO FIND ME FIRST.
exnat said
Well, Monster, checking out the IP address it seems like you’re pretty near Frank… and your email is his last name…
MONSTER
FRANK
I’d say that at the very least you live in his store. I’ll have to sneak there and buy some cookies. Then when he’s not looking I’ll sneak into the back and scout for you in the cookie dough.
Until then, let’s keep the cookie challenge related comments confined to this post. Blue fur aside, I prefer Frank
Alan Patrick said
For the second time in my life, both in the past week, all I can write is:
LOL
Alan Patrick said
BREAKING NEWS…
It seems that Frank’s COOKIE MONSTER plan has been in the works for a few months now:
http://azucaryespecies.blogspot.com/2007/04/new-look.html
(Check out the last two comments)
The cookie monster is not the same without a cookie in his hand.
I repeat, the cookie monster is not the same without a cookie in his hand.
exnat said
[Dying of laughter]
Dalila said
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Frank Almeida said
Heads are going to roll around here. Someone has been into my machine. I was wondering what all those cookie crumbs were doing around my desk. I had to vacuum them out of the keyboard.
I am sticking to my story and borrowing the OJ Simpson defence: “Wasn´t me”
exnat said
You just missed him on those comments. As you can see above, you posted and then he posted from your machine and they’re like one minute apart.
But it’s true… “If the monster hand doesn’t fit, you must aquit…”
Alan Patrick said
I’m waiting for some kind of ‘Fight Club’-esque twist to happen here.
By the way nathan, the 1st photo on the post seems to have disappeared… :-/
exnat said
Uups. Thanks for the heads up. The photo has been fixed.
If by “Fight” you mean “Eat” and by “Club” you mean “Biscotti with coffee” then I’m on board.